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Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Jermia hasn't been feeling happy these 2 days
because she flunked her math paper D;
Although she still is (and will always be)
Mr Khoo's no.2 fangirl
she thinks that with this guilty state of mind she has presently
she will go berserk if she were to see Mr Khoo now
我现在最不愿意看到的
是 Mr Khoo's disappointed look
Sorry Mr Khoo... 是我辜负了你 :(

I already flunked math
so I can't afford to flunk anything else already!!
In a bid to make myself 振作起来
and 化悲愤为食量力量
to mug IH and Physics yesterday
so that I won't 对不起 Mr Tay and Mr Tan also
I discovered a really effective method to calm myself down
Listening to classical music on FM92.4 helps a lot :DD

过去的就让它过去吧
The most important thing is I must learn from my mistakes
and work extra hard to make sure that
I won't repeat them again
以后一定要加倍努力 (Y)!

Talking about the math paper...
There was this period of time when I felt panicky
while revisiting those questions that I didn't know how to do
I was asking Mrs Lai for a few pieces of paper
then after passing me those pieces of foolscap papers
she gave me a pat on my shoulder :)
which shocked me a bit...
but it gave me a feeling of reassurance
and I felt peaceful and motivated again ;D
At that moment
I was touched ^^ (double meanings heehee! :P)

Shall start my recount with Minghui's epic joke:

有一个医生要测试一个精神病人的智商有没有受影响
所以他问那个精神病人：
“如果我剁掉你的一只耳朵，你会怎么样？”
那个精神病人回答：
"我会听不见”
那个医生便很开心地继续问：
“那如果我把你的两只耳朵都剁掉呢？”
精神病人说：
"我会看不见”
医生想：“惨了惨了，他的智商有问题”
他问精神病人为什么？
精神病人回答：

“因为我的眼镜会掉下来”

Mr Tay was hilarious during IH remedial last week :DD!
He was trying to explain the difference
between context and content I think :O
So he said, "I see people eating. (:X)
Therefore I am eager to find something to eat after I get out.
The context is
I am hungry." (Y)!
After that he said he was being sarcastic O.O

Before remedial ended
he said that we must read between the lines
and think beyond the obvious .__.ll
Students: HUHHH~
Mr Tay: You are Nanyang girls!
Sinlie: We are Nanyang girls, not wondergirls!
Mr Tay: I am training all of you to be wondergirls. Or WONDERING GIRLS
BEST (Y)

Oh yesterday...
Brenda was telling me about Teacher xxxxx
who wishes that students have block tests everyday
so that the school will remain peaceful and quiet .__. !
I was complaining that Teacher xxxxx "is super saddist leh!"
then Mr Tay suddenly popped out from nowhere
and spoke loudly with his boomzie voice!
Omg he scared me out of my wits
even though I don't have much wits for him to scare out -_-
cos for a moment I thought it was Teacher xxxxx
x___x 做贼心虚 to the max
My blood circulation was super good for a few minutes -.-ll

Speaking about blood circulation reminds me of bio! ^^
Ms Chee must be laughing her hearts out
while marking the bio papers now :):)
I heard of many epic answers which are hall-of-fame worthy
One of which is something that many sanbas wrote
"The eyeballs will not pop out even if we sneeze with our eyes opened
as the RECTAL muscles will hold on to it" AHAHAHAHA!!!
Rectal muscles vs Rectus muscles funny to the max
And the most epic thing is rectal muscles do exist
if you don't know what it is you can try googling it!

I totally died-ed for part 2 of the last essay question
about recommending heart surgeries for Mr Tan x__x
I didn't mug that part so I relied entirely on my crapping skills :(
I was trying very hard to recall the name of the heart surgery
It is "coronary bypass" but I forgot
and the OST of the korean drama 赤子之心 kept playing in my head
which led to the creation on my newly created word
"the doctor may recommend Mr Tan to go for BICASPY" xO!

Somemore I wrote that the surgery will involve
the doctor using sunction to suck the saturated fats out
omydiao I was laughing at my own answer .__.ll
I was telling Samantha I shall consider becoming a heart surgeon
when I grow up so that I can invent Bicaspy someday :DD

Just for laughs (Quizzes):

No.1

Mr Khoo before the math quiz on quizzes:
MK: If you don't write your name
There is a price. (aka minus one mark)
It is PRICCCCCCCCCEEEE
not PRIZZZZZZEEEE
xD!

No.2

Mr Tan BH before physics quiz:
"Ya the quiz is open book, can refer to notes.
Get zero only mah."
Epic win (Y)!

I hope Kawrrect will 大发慈悲
and not kill us for LA expository essay tomorrow :O

Jiayou for LA and Chemistry block tests everybody! :D

Jermia hopped off at 13:03