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Tuesday 26 July 2011

Questions from Formspring! :D

Q: haha jermia since when you had formspring! so fail la you! im the first person who asked you a question! can you guess who am i?

A: Eh I very free hor guess who you are!! :P You're definitely not Erntian cos she's very particular about English grammar so she won't put I as 'i'. Hmm~ You are lame and you are mean so I guess you are Jiexi or Samantha or Agnes! :XX

Q: How do people come up with English words! D;

A: I also don't know leh... D: D: Want to try googling it? Heehee

Q: why did you create this formspring?

A: It's mainly for fun ^^ People ask me very interesting and thought-provoking questions :) It's also to provide a platform for people to ask me questions that they normally do not dare to ask? HAHAHA

Q: Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

A: Maybe? ^^

Q: If you had the opportunity to live one year of your life over again, which year would you choose?

A: "You leave me speechless~" I... hmm... hahaha. There is a particular year that popped up in my head when I saw your question, but I'm not sure if I would want to live it over again... I don't know what I can do, or rather what difference I can make if I were to go back to that year. 有一些事情，即使知道是遗憾，就算有机会回到过去，也不能改变什么。我还会是那么的胆怯，没有勇气 umm yupyup :) HAHAHA so interesting what makes you want to ask me this question!

Q: Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?

A: Committed relationship :) Of course la!! ORH HOR you never read your bio textbook! :O

Jermia hopped off at 19:44

Thursday 21 July 2011

Psps! It is 'Jane Eyre' not "Jane Eeyre" xO
Must be influenced by Woonyee
who told me that she used to pronounce
'Jane Eyre' as Jane Eeeeyer~ :P

Last minute addition:
Ms Chee is so brave!
Xiuyi and I are super duper proud of her :)
Proud to be her fangirls jiayou Ms Chee! ^^

I am sorry blog D:
I am sorry readers for not posting
and mia-ing for so long D: D:
It pains my heart to see some of you reading my archives
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :X So cute leh~ :DD
It's not because school is boring
it has been very enjoyable and fun :):)
The problem lies with this lazy pig here -@-
To show my sincerest apology
I shall show all of you a super special and nice video! :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo&feature=related

You are wonderful just the way you are :D!

We only have a few more lessons left with Yeong sensei :(
Last week we were talking about our 悩みs (troubles)
so sensei asked us to guess what are his 悩みs
Surprisingly all of us super got 默契
and replied "結婚！" in unison HAHAHA!! ;DD
Yeong sensei super cute!
He agreed while nodding his head and pouting his lips :P

MR KHOO IS SUPER EPIAC (Y)
Last week there was this talk about Pi by this pro professor
which made Mr Khoo super pleased and delighted
When he walked past our class after the talk ended
he was grinning from ear to ear! ^^
Then during a lesson he told us
"At my time, I only knew that 50000 decimal places were calculated.
Now billions of numbers are calculated.
Madness" HAHAHA!!
Then he shared with us yet another Mr Khoo 名言
which is posted on the wall of Mr Khoo fanclub (Y)

If you want to be good at something, you have to be passionate about it

Then got another time
Haoqing was high-ing during math lesson
She always highs during Math larh
Math only -winks- ;D
Then Mr Khoo suggested that Haoqing switch seats with Chiaying
so that Chiaying can neutralise our area
Neutralise our gila-ness cos our area got Minghui also :P!
MK,"luckily I am not the one sitting there.
Chiaying is the neutraliser, I am the TERMINATOR"
OMG AHAHAHAHA our class laughed like mad
and kept clapping like seals xDD!

Mr Benson Tay told us he got OCD leh!! :O
I think it's not the cleanliness kind of OCD
he told us it's the marking/writing kind of OCD
MT, "I cannot stand me marking without drawing the curves below"
Ya no wonder he always draws the ribbon-like thingy
after each and every comment o.o
It's quite pretty la beautify our boring looking scripts :P

Oh yes there was this particular IH lesson
whereby we got into groups and discussed solutions
for the tomato farmers in Ghana
Then somehow our group thought of
asking Mr Chong to advertise for Ghana de tomatoes
It will go something like this:

-Mr Chong picks up a tomato-
MC: Just eat it
-Mr Chong takes a bite of the tomato-
MC: It sucks!

omy our group laughed super hard for super long
cos it reminded us of the times in Beijing
when he told us he's a fan of NIKE
and another time when we went to an orlulu food court
where he ate like he had not eaten for a few days
and it was only when he finished eating everything that he told us
"the food here sucks!" (Y)

Today we had LA lit pull-out
which was ultra uber super extra funnn! ^^
Mr James Tan cut his hair and
I couldn't stop laughing whenever I look at his hair
cos he looks like Chicken Little HAHAHAHA!!! xD
He showed us the movie "Jane Eyre"
then towards the back there was this scene
where the couple muacked larh x__x
It was super paiseh and there was an awkward silence
then Mr Tan suddenly said "AWWW SO SWEET!"
which made all of us laugh
I MISS MR TAAARRRRNNNNN :(

After showing us the movie he told us
that when we cross over and look for boyfriends
we must understand them thoroughly first
and make sure they are not blind HAHAHAHA!!
"Even if they are blind
they will recover miraculously" (Y)!

After Lit pull-out
Minghui the boliao girl kept imitating Mr Rochester
in the scene where he was blind
OMG SHE LOOKED SUPER SPASTIC xDD!
I think my lung capacity increased ever since I sit beside her
she's super hilarious but super lame can!
If Jermia Lai is the diao queen then she's the king of diao-ness!
Got one time I told her
我受不了你了我要跟你离婚！
then she told me 其实你可以肥起来的
AHHAHHHAHHHHH~

I think our school is very particular about our
corporate video this year
Hire hair stylist somemore leh! :O
Minghui told me her sister's class was involved in the filming
then the hair stylist wanted to cut her sister's hair! O.O
Apparently Mr Lee protected her hair by saying that
the hair is very precious AHAHAHAHA!! :DD
Then her classmates donated loads of hairclips to her :)

And today someone was complaining to me that
she had to stand for half an hour under the sun
to wait for the 'right' amount of sunlight
to shine on them so that
the shadows will be nice or something O.O!

I think the school wishes to portray us as being
very elegant very 端正 very pretty
cos Nanyang girls are really chio :)
But what about the 朴 part hmmm... .__.
Anyway Nanyang is a really great school
worthy of a super great corporate video :DD

If I don't want to cross the bridge
Can I just burn the bridge down? D:

Jermia hopped off at 03:16

Sunday 10 July 2011

*Correction to previous blog post*
Mr Tan introduced Mrs Tan to Jermia
not the other way round psps! xP xO Dx

I think I am in the blogging mood now :DD
I rarely chiong 2 posts in one day leh! -claps-

Shall start by sharing with you Hilary's epic-ness xD!
That time Haoqing and Minghui told us
Chem quiz was postponed to another day
which made Hilary ultra happy then she did
a super 搞笑 pose while screaming "YES!!"
Aiya I feel like posting a video or emoticon
showing her super funny pose :P
Interested parties can come to me I will demo for yall to see ^^

I was super amused at her funny pose
so I kept imitating her xDD!
Then she told me "Eh stop imitating me leh look like 盲人!"
I thought it was weird like
in what way does it look like a 盲人? O.O
So I asked her "You mean 流氓 issit!" :P
OMG HILARY SUPER EPIC
盲人 vs 流氓 HAHAHAHA!! ;DD
Even though they sound a bit the same
but to link them together a bit hard ah? :P :P
We kept imagining a 盲人 doing Hilary's pose
and ended up laughing like crazy women
while climbing up the stairs
AHHH Hilary you are super win (Y)!

Talking about Chem quiz reminds me of Mr Khoo ^^
There was this time he told us
he would be swopping a lesson with Mrs Lai
so we would be seeing him for 2 hours in a day :):)
Then when he left we cheered super loudly (^ ^)/
which made him look inside out of curiosity
I think Mr Khoo thought we were cheering
cos we could see him for 2 periods
but actually we were cheering because
we were supposed to have the chem quiz
during that chem lesson :X :X
But we were also happy to see Mr Khoo for 2 hours la! :DD

We were saying that Mr Khoo became more epic
after he came back from the Beijing trip with us ^^
Must be influenced by Haoqing's insanity la hahaha!
Mr Khoo was teaching then he suddenly asked us about
'Shampoo' in Hokkien which is 'Sabun'
After that he spent 5-10 minutes sharing with us
his interest in tracing the origins of dialects (Y)!
He's super amazed because 'Shampoo' in malay
is 'Sabun' also :DD We became super amazed too LOL!!

After that he asked us if he's boring
cos the Taiwan students kept sleeping during his class -frowns-
No Mr Khoo~ not boring~ D: D:
Then he started describing this only Taiwan student
who didn't sleep during his class
and took notes diligently although he didn't understand :D
Mr Khoo imitated his facial expressions
which made me laugh like mad at the back alone xP
Pangseh-ed to laugh alone again .__.ll

LA lessons were super fun and entertaining
cos we were presenting to the class
or rather Ms Lossa Mani and panelists
our concepts and ideas for our "ideal school" :):)
Gahyarn suggested letting the students cook their own lunch
which made the class laugh non-stop :D!
Then I think Gahyarn couldn't take it anymore
that nobody was listening to what she was saying
so she said "Can you all just shut up?"
which made the class laugh even harder HAHAHA! xDD
And we heard Mr Kaw's laughter for the first time
His laughter is very... interesting :P

Then there was this other person
who suggested that teachers carry out their teaching
in both Chinese and English
so that students can be truly effectively bilingual :O
Kawrrect was protesting violently at the side
I think his Chinese really CMI x__x
And he tried to buy us over by using Mr Khoo and Mrs Lai! :P
Mr Kaw: "Imagine Mr Khoo teaching math in both chinese and english" :D
Then someone used Ms Chee's bio extra credit as an example (Y)!
Like even though it's quite fun and interesting
learning sciences in both languages can mati one xO

During our group's presentation
I learnt from Kawrrect that the word "staff"
is always singular and has no plural form
-realization and enlightenment- :O

Before I end
I must write this down so that I can laugh at it
10 years later when I read this blog post again :DD!

Last week during SIL
our classmates didn't dare to sit on their seats
cos there was a cockroach lurking around their area D:
Then when Mr Chong walked past
Minghui asked him "Mr Chong can you help us kill a cockroach?"
Mr Chong: Cannot la I cannot sit with yall
I have to go and sit with my class
Minghui: Erm no Mr Chong we need you to kill a cockroach
Mr Chong: No no I really cannot I need to go and sit with my class
-Mr Chong walked away leaving all of us 傻眼ed-

Mr Chong is ultra epic (Y)
he totally thought we requested him to sit with us during SIL
HAHAHAHAHA!! xDD
Laughed til my teeth drop guang guang
when Minghui shared this with me

Yes Mr Chong we know we always
fought to chope you for lunch in Beijing
and we do love you a lot as a teacher
but definitely not to the extent of
asking you to sit with us despo-ly during SILs xP!

And a few days ago
I was looking for teachers
to give them their Thank You Cards with Kaixuan :):)
Then we saw Mr Chong who said
"You are in charge of delivering the funeral notices ah!"
I nearly puked blood xO

Mr Chong is like a friend
a super epic and hilarious friend :)

Jermia hopped off at 03:03

'1000' left me emotionally drained
Even the sandwich machine didn't appeal to me anymore D:
It took me a KOI Milk Tea (Large) for me to regain my vitality xP

Before the play started
Mr Robertson the art teacher came out and said stuffs like
we were in a bomb shelter and
had to stay in there for an hour
We were not supposed to leave the 'bomb shelter'
"even for a toilet break" (Y)!
The coolest part was how they tried to make
the audience switch off/not use their mobile phones
by saying that the enemies will hear their beeps
He also said that photography and videography were not allowed
Anyone caught taking photos or videos would be treated as "spies"
and would be "executed the British way" HAHAHA
super cool and super creative! ^^

What I find amazing about this play were the
parades/catwalks/however you call it
The poses were cute and entertaining
but that's not the point la :P
At the beginning when they paraded
the audiences were cheering loudly and enthusiastically for them
Subsequently in the middle of the play
they did the same thing again
but this time round the audience remained silent
I didn't even see a smile on anyone's face

I thought the contrast was super cool
The first time they did it we thought the girls were super cute
but the second time they did it
I think most of us were "what??!!"ing
It sets you thinking :)
Mr Nick Ng described it as the "distortion of human beings"
Ya... Really siao liao =/

It reminds me of the panel discussion we had in Beijing
A group was discussing if nuclear energy is worth developing I think
I remember a few people substantiated their points by saying that
we shouldn't give up this source of clean and sustainable energy
because of the safety issues involved
Some even said that although nuclear leaks occurred
"major nuclear disasters were rare"
Did they consider how many people died and suffered
because of their so-called "rare major nuclear disasters"?
It's hundreds of thousands of them in a single incident
It was super scary and worrying
The way they put it D:

Just a food for thought :)
Other personal thoughts and reflections
shall be kept to me and myself only muahahaha! :P

Oh yes! Super epic just now xD
Throughout the whole play
I was sitting beside this family of 4
Because it was dark so I didn't bother to look at their faces
I just thought that the kids were super adorable
especially the smaller boy
his daddy was struggling to keep him still
while he was struggling to "escape from his daddy's clutches" LOL!
It was only until the end after we stood up and prepared to leave
that I realised it was Mr Tan Boon Hian's family!! :O :O

Shocked to the max when I realised
so I gave a super shocked face (OoO!) while
exclaiming "Mr Tan!!"
Then he introduced me to his wife whom I greeted "Mrs Tan"
HAHAHA! I was super flustered
I think I was doing the kowtowing action when greeting her -.-ll

Awesome job TCN! So proud of yall ^^

Jermia hopped off at 01:11

Sunday 3 July 2011

Before I start
I shall share with you something quite epic
which I did when I was in Sec 2 :P

It was my Grade 5 Piano Exam
During the aural component
the examiner played a piece and asked me
which period I think it was from

Being a Piano student who did not take Piano Theory
of course I won't know which period it was from la xO
So I just replied "Romantic Period"
Then when he asked me for the reason why I thought so
I told him "because I have the romantic feeling"
with that qian4 bian3 I-look-so-immersed-in-that-song look :P
And he looked like he was going to laugh :P
but I think he suppressed his laughter to be nice :DD
I got quite high for that aural leh surprisingly!!
16 out of 18 ^^ Yayyy that examiner so nice HAHAHA!

Secondly I realise my blog is a very good platform
for fangirls to stalk teachers O.O
Someone who stumbled to my blog today
searched "benson tay nanyang girls high" :O
woah Mr Tay got fan(s) leh! Not bad not bad! :DD

Okay let's get started!
Friday was an extremely epic and hilarious day :):)
Started it with the SAF Rededication Day
whereby male teachers went up the stage in their NS uniforms
wow it stirred up a lot of excitement LOL! xD

I like Mr Calvin Lee's speech on his reservice days (Y)!
Like he wasn't happy about being called back for 2 weeks
during the March holidays and that
he was called Croissant by his team mates because he
"couldn't stand it and corrected their pronunciation" AHAHAHA!! xDD
I thought that part about sacrifice was meaningful :):)
To protect "all of you and all of me" LOL!!
Epicly hilariously entertaining sharing :D

There was a time when Mdm Heng couldn't pop the party poppers
then Mr Tay, Mr Teo and Mr Ng I think (O.O)
went up to save the day! :DD
Wow I felt super assured and relieved when they popped it
like... I can entrust the defence of our country to thy hands! (Y)
If they couldn't even pop the party poppers
I would be super worried and would consider joining the SAF
but nvm they popped it! yayyy! :):)

Another high-ness came when
Mdm Heng helped our class to advertise
during the morning assembly :DD!
We were phew!-ing wow no need to advertise hiongly already!
And we were super glad that she requested
that no photos/videos be taken during the process
so our 'security' weren't as tight as planned initially :P

Nobody posted her photos/videos on Facebook yayyy!

We are veryvery glad that all the teachers
whom we invited and confirmed with
came to our stall on Friday! :D :D
They are all very nice people who are willing to
do their part for charity by erm... trying something different! ^^

I was looking through the photos taken by
Zouyan and Danielle on the teachers being dunked
for the Thank You cards and decided that
although funny photos appeal to us more
pictures that depict them looking happy/cute will be
better gifts and souvenirs to them :)
Especially if they chance upon the card manymany years later
they will be able to look at the card happily
thinking "wow! I have done something cool and meaningful!" ^^

For many of us the 408-ers
it was a beautiful and fun memory shared with the teachers
which we will never forget for a longlong time :D
I hope this is so for the teachers too!
Hope they had fun!! ^^
I had a very fun time laughing til I cried to myself
while looking through the photo albums HAHAHAHA!!
omy this is so evil =/

Just For Laughs YDF'11 Preparation/Event

No.1: I was begging Mr Tan Boon Hian to come to our stall before Physics lesson. Then he told me, "I will go when I am free, but usually not free one la." (Y)!

No.2: Ms Chee got dunked 3 times in a row!! Before that she was "nehnehnehpoopoo"ing which was super cute ^^ I think she got traumatised after being dunked 3 times consecutively, she said that she "won't do this anymore!" We 心痛ed to the max whenever she was dunked xO

No.3: Was it on Tuesday or Wednesday? Mr Michael Chang was introduced as our school's resident artist. Seeing how popular he is with Nanyang girls, we decided to invite him to our dunking event too! However, Mr Chang is a free-spirited soul and therefore it was super hard to find him. Got one time we were going off for lunch when we saw him far far away. We were so excited we were screaming "Michael Chang! Michael Chang!!" and I think he heard us cos we saw him smile a bit xP! He came for our event with a rubber duckie hand-made hat around his head! HAHAHA (Y) He had an ice-cream stick inside his mouth throughout too!

No.4: Mr Benson Tay was epic to the max. I think he thought other teachers were going to be dunked for half an hour, so he told us he would "only be available for 10 minutes". And after an hour of watching the documentary mentioned before, he told us that he would lengthen his dunking time to 15 minutes to thank us for "being so patient". Yup! That's why Mr Tay had 15 minutes! Hahaha after the dunk he said he felt "cool~" ;DD

No.5: With Yang Laoshi's recommendation, we decided to invite 张荣华老师. The invitation process was super epic, especially when Yang Laoshi was around. I think Zhang Laoshi was asking us if he must wear swimming trunks, then Yang Laoshi said, “张老师要穿游泳裤轰动南洋女中咯！”which made all of us laugh like mad xDD

No.6: In a bid to save himself from being dunked, Mr Chong said, "You don't want to get A1 for block test issit!" xDD Wow it worked. He's the luckiest teacher that day. He was only dunked twice despite many attempts from students to hit the target! :O

Yup that's all for Just For Laughs! :)

Before I end I shall share with all of you
Minghui's epic 歪ness during Bio lesson on Thursday
Ms Chee was teaching us about contraceptives
And in a video about femidoms
it was stated that "After use, it should be put away in
rubbish bins or a safe and secure place"
Then Minghui said "put it in the 保险箱! (the safe)"
because the safe is the safest and most secure place
OMG all of us nearly fainted from laughter ;D!

Jermia hopped off at 19:56